404 or 999?

As someone who has been waiting for hosting company - in California - ehost to get their damned stats back online after a NINE-day hiatus - after TWO days of host faffing at the back end of last week - I feel a particular affinity with this lovely cartoon re-enactment of the website owner hosting encounter/404 error. Grrrr....Lyle's got some other stuff linked to on the same site.

And no, my my host won't even allow me my own 404 page...."Why 'ja wan won uf thows?" Time to change host?