The soft stuff

A couple of weeks back, James 'Crabbers' Crabtree, of Voxpolitics fame, remarked to me on how much time laptop users were purportedly spending in the smallest room, con teclado [a finding based on some daft research].

Now the Daily Mail Ideal Home Expo website reports on the Internet Toilet Roll Browser, with graphic and all: "a novel and unique product designed to make best use of the time you spend on the loo! The product allows you to search the Internet whilst sitting on the toilet and print out any pages you are interested in on your toilet roll."

All I can do is pooh-pooh such a preposterous scenario....